About me

your "dream" personal accountant

Hi! I'm Adriana. My degree isn't in accounting. 

While I do have great balance and love my time between the sheets, that's about the extent of my ledger skills. But while I'm not great with numbers, I've never gotten a bad review. And I charge a lot more than your neighborhood HR Block.

I am 27
5'7"
110 lbs
Stunningly beautiful

When you email, please include:
  1. A little bit about yourself
  2. A link to your LinkedIn profile
  3. References if you have them
I am as careful and protective of your privacy as I am my own. I delete all personal information.

I charge 800/hour for consulting and will meet you one on one in a discreet location that works for us both. I only have time to meet one client in a day, so please ask well in advance. Old friends and longer appointments will get priority.

Kisses,
Adriana
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